În general nu postez ceva vulgar, dar ceea ce urmează este prea "tare" să nu fie publicat!Nu stiu dacă este adevărat sau doar o refulare a imaginaţiei, dar textul de mai jos se presupune a fi un mail trimis în cadrul unei multinaţionale. ( cineva ar trebui să le spună că ''PLM" este mai nou semn de punctuaţie în România
, nu să-i lase să abereze în mailuri "oficiale". ) Mai ales că multinaţionala se preocupa de educarea persolanului român...măcar dacă se ocupau şi de plata lui, la fel ca ceilalţi angajaţi străini.AVERTISMENT! TEXTUL DE MAI JOS CONTINE LIMBAJ LICENTIOS!
To: All Romanian Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage
Subject: Improper Language Usage
It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our office in Romania that offensive language is commonly used by our Romanian speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff.
All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
1. Words like “futui, în pula mea, pula” and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
2. You will not say “si-a bagat pula” when someone makes a mistake, or s-a cacat pe el if you see someone being reprehended, or “baga-mi-as”, when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb “a se caca” and “a se fute” are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred to as “pula de om, cacanaru’ or boul”.
4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as “pulalau” nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as “muiangiu”.
5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as “porcarii”.
6. Do not say “futu-ti mata” if somebody is persistent; do not add “pula mea”, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say “am pus-o” (refer to item 2) nor “o sa ne-o traga” when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say “du-te-n pula mea” or should you ever substitute “May I help you?” with, “ce pula mea vrei?”.
8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners “bosorogi împutiti”.
9. Do not say “ia mai mereti-n pula cu cacatu’ asta” when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer “futu-te-n cur” when your assistance is required.
10. You should never call partner representatives as “boul dracului or tâmpitu’ ala”.
11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as “pizdulica buna”, “futaciosu’” or “homalau’ lu’ peste”.
12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say “ma sterg la cur cu textul asta”. Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly
2. You will not say “si-a bagat pula” when someone makes a mistake, or s-a cacat pe el if you see someone being reprehended, or “baga-mi-as”, when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb “a se caca” and “a se fute” are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred to as “pula de om, cacanaru’ or boul”.
4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as “pulalau” nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as “muiangiu”.
5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as “porcarii”.
6. Do not say “futu-ti mata” if somebody is persistent; do not add “pula mea”, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say “am pus-o” (refer to item 2) nor “o sa ne-o traga” when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say “du-te-n pula mea” or should you ever substitute “May I help you?” with, “ce pula mea vrei?”.
8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners “bosorogi împutiti”.
9. Do not say “ia mai mereti-n pula cu cacatu’ asta” when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer “futu-te-n cur” when your assistance is required.
10. You should never call partner representatives as “boul dracului or tâmpitu’ ala”.
11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as “pizdulica buna”, “futaciosu’” or “homalau’ lu’ peste”.
12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say “ma sterg la cur cu textul asta”. Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly
NOTĂ Explicativă: La prima impresie am crezut că este vorba despre o firma de construcţii (numai acolo se aud toata ziua aceste exclamaţii) dar la terminarea scrisorii, punctul 12 mă motivează să spun că pe cel care a scris acest mail...chiar dacă e străin...îl deranjază concurenţa! Dar îi mulţumesc celui care a scris acest mail, şi sper să ia măsuri mai drastice data viitoare! Ofer câteva exemple pt. firmele de construcţii: Împuşcarea cuielor în mebrele inferioare, mersul pe macara...la 80-100m, patinatul pe schele, spanzurarea de organele genitale şi să nu excludem cimentare...promovarea angajaţilor!
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